No, we haven’t sold the house yet.  While I appreciate people’s interest and concern, I’m starting to feel like I did when I was 9 months pregnant and everyone’s first question was always “didn’t you have that baby yet?”

You all will know when we get the sale.  It will probably make the evening news, since I will be the first person known to have died from relief.  (Charlotte area EMT’s: please be on standby with the paddles.)