I gotta say, I got nuthin tonight. The constant eating of baked goods coupled with the finger shredding chore of prying open various plastic-encapsulated toys, has rendered my brain useless. (Seriously. My children could empty a “child-proof” prescription bottle faster than I can get a Barbie doll extracted from a Mattel box. Those manufacturers need to switch teams.)

So for now, I’ll just be over here, downloading music onto my beautiful new iPod Touch. Thank you Apple, for making a device that doesn’t require a pair of scissors, a monkeywrench, and chainmail gloves  to remove it from the box and a Ph.D to start using it.

Uh, girls, I think I'll have that back now.

Uh, girls, I think I'll have that back now.

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